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Ex-Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers enrolled in divinity school as prison looms

Just like Tiger Woods found Buddhism when he got caught doing something bad.  How come all these niggers end up finding God once they realize that their bad deeds have caught up with them?  How come God never tells them to just not do the bad deeds in the first place?

Former Detroit City Councilwoman Monica Conyers is turning to a higher power for inner peace, taking classes at a divinity school as her prison sentence approaches.

It’s also unclear how she’s paying for the classes, considering she recently requested a public defender and signed an affidavit stating she “lacks the financial resources to enable to pay for an attorney.”  This, despite the fact her husband, U.S. Rep. John Conyers, earned $174,000 last year.

Ghetto Boon Monica Conyers poses with “The Game” Rapper.

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Report: Theft, Fraud Plague DPS

So, I’ve been told that blacks have a problem with crime because they aren’t educated well enough by the white man and they are impoverished by the white man.

Well here we have a bunch of blacks who are mildly educated enough to work in a school system, they have jobs, and they are still robbing everyone blind.

DETROIT — Within a year, Detroit Public Schools Inspector General John E. Bell Jr. said his office has closed 136 cases.

“We’re still getting investigations. We have a number of ongoing investigations right now where people have used district funds as their own personal ATM,” Bell said. “I look at the most recent place we’ve announced, Randall, where we had an employee who literally paid her whole mortgage with school funds for three years.”

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One black juror keeps corrupt Sam Riddle out of Nigger College.

DETROIT (AP) — A judge declared a mistrial Wednesday in the federal corruption case against Detroit political consultant Sam Riddle after an impasse by jurors, who described deliberations as tinged with racial tension they blamed on a lone (black) holdout.

You know when you’re on a plane and you have those nice colored flight attendants who act so civilized and courteous?  Don’t mistake them for anything other than the virulently racist ghetto mentality boons that they are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g26StfErCk0

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School Guards Charged With Stealing

The story itself is kind of lame but the massive bubble boon was too hilarious for me to pass up.

HIGHLAND PARK, Mich. — Two men who had worked as security guards for Highland Park schools have been charged with stealing computers from a school building.

Mother, Daughter Charged in Thefts from Seniors

Usually the old people boons like this pray on are naive old white people who long ago bought into the multikult.

A 41-year-old Detroit woman and her daughter are charged with stealing from older people while posing as health care workers.

Devon Page was arraigned Friday on multiple counts of fraudulently using a financial transaction device, identity theft and larceny. A preliminary examination is Feb. 2.

Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy (who looks like an ultra-haggard sheboon with a wig on) says more than $18,000 was stolen from eight victims ranging in age from 58 to 87.

Kenyatta Page was arraigned Jan. 16 on a charge of uttering and publishing. The 20-year-old’s preliminary examination is Thursday.