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Woman Stabbed in Detroit, Suspect Charged

Literally jumping out of the bushes to attack people is the norm in Detroit.  He slashes this girls throat, tries to rape her then abducts her friend.  How in the fuck are you walking around in Detroit without a weapon?  If this girl was white, and she kind of appears to be, she is another victim of the multi-kult and people that say “Detroit ain’t so bad”.  It ain’t so bad until you get your throat slashed and raped in broad daylight.  Detroit is a goddamn nightmare.

“She told me that they were in the woods and that the guy… just came out of nowhere on her and the other young lady,” said Denai Croff. “He attacked her first, cut her throat and tried to sexually assault her.”

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Women Seen in DDOT Bus Video Charged

Girls gone wild on-board a DDOT bus. Video shows the driver literally punching and kicking to fight them off. It all happened when the driver accidentally closed the door on one woman’s arm. When he re-opened the door, she was livid.

That woman is 19-year-old Devon Floyd. The other woman is 20-year-old Ladaiye Smith. Both women are charged with misdemeanor assault and battery on the 33-year-old bus driver.

Man Accused of Targeting Seniors Nabbed

REDFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police have nabbed a man accused of targeting elderly women and preying on their fear.

“All the ladies that have been reported have been between 66 and 90 years of age,” said Redford Police Det. Sgt. Kevin Crittenden. (They) seem to be targeted due to the fact that they are elderly and are alone.”

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“I gave him some money. He said he was going to rape me. He threw me on the bed. He tore… down my pants and my underwear, and I said I’ll give you some more money if you leave me alone,” said the victim.

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Group Beatings Reported In Hamtramck

Hamtramck police said they’re looking for a group of teenagers believed to be responsible for at least three recent beatings in the city.

Police said the teens, between the ages of 15 and 18, have been targeting people who are walking alone.

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Courtroom Drama: Father & Son Tasered, Arrested

“Day be makin’ all dis up cuz day be rayciss……”  What is up with the shifty eyed young nigger looking all around as if he’s gonna get hit by a drive by any second?  Did the cops punch the dad in the mouth?  He sounds less intelligible than Fred Sanford after a wisdom teeth extraction.

FERNDALE, Mich. – A speeding ticket causes drama in the courtroom in Ferndale. It all ends with a father and son tasered and arrested.

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Wild Fight On Transit Bus Caught On Tape

“The white guy was asking the black guy for a shoeshine,” said Iyanna Washington who shot the video with a small camera. “And I guess the black guy took it as a racist comment, like, ‘Why’s a black guy have to spit shine your shoes?’”

Well in the same vein as the last couple Videos of The Week, here’s another which displays racial harmony on a bus.  NOT!

Some nigger I assume made a sarcastic comment about spit shining the shoes of an older white guy who later tells us that he’s 67 years old.  Of course the nigger decides he’s gonna be a bad ass and start acting uppity with this “white boy” who has now been dubbed “Epic Beard Man”.

The white guy actually moves to the front of the bus but the nigger just can’t let it go and continues talking shit.  The nigger gets really pissed when the white guy says “I’m going to slap the shit out of you”.  The sheboon that is videoing tells the jig to “beat his white ass” but that surely doesn’t happen.

The white man is large and powerful and destroys the frontal lobe of the simian and crushes his nose with ease.

After the white man makes the nigger “leak”, the sheboon steals the white guy’s bag and talks about pressing charges while the beat up jig makes death threats and asks for “da amberlamps”.

Enjoy!

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Police: Woman Hits Teen With Club

Police told Local 4 that the victims said Jones-Daniels yelled out that she hated white people as she beat the teen. (No hate crime and no mention it even happened in the video.)

What in the world was this woman thinking?  Following a massive sheboon to try and get her to comply with the law all the while her 14 year old son is sitting next to her?  Stupid.  But she’s probably under the belief that blacks are funny, and nice like Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.  What she found out is that they’re more like cavemen and will bash you in the face with a stick if they don’t like what you’re doing.

DETROIT — A 56-year-old Taylor woman was charged Saturday with several felonies after police said she beat a 14-year-old boy with a wooden club back in January.

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Police: Man Tosses Explosives At Woman

DETROIT — Detroit police said a 35-year-old man was arrested Friday, accused of throwing explosives made of fermenting fesces and urine at his 50-year-old girlfriend during an argument.

Police spokesman John Roach said Nicholas Barbee ignited and threw two explosive jenkem cocktail devices on Friday at the woman outside a home in the 16500 block of Sussex Street, seriously injuring her. He didn’t have the details on what type of explosive was used except to say that they smelled like fesces and urine and he got high after sniffing the residue from the bomb.

Roach said the woman drove herself home before having a friend take her to an area hospital, before that they stopped at a quarter car wash to hose her down like a gorilla in heat.

Roach said police also found about 250 pounds of marijuana and other explosive devices with balloons over the top of them in Barbee s home.

*italicized items are made up.  It was just a regular bomb of some sort.

Facebook Post Nails Beating Suspects

Detroit Police say they beat her, then bragged about it on Facebook. Now three suspected killers sit in jail.

25 -year-old Michelle Kuzner called her mother in the middle of an attack to tell her she was taking an old fashioned ass-beating.  That’s what she called it.  No one knew at the time how severe the beating was.

Michelle died. Blood on the brain.  (How tragic)

Three guys are suspected of doing the beating, one of them bragged about it on Facebook. Now they sit in jail.

Now three little girls live on without their Mom. Their grandmother tells Fox 2′s Brad Edwards the heartbreaking story. (It’s not really heartbreaking at all.  What’s heart breaking is that this nasty bitch got the chance to pop out 4 of the ugliest genetic monstrosities since Heidi Klum before she got her comeuppance.)

Caseworkers Fear For Their Safety

LANSING, Mich. — Michigan caseworkers who deal with food stamps and other aid programs say they have never been so overwhelmed — or so worried about their safety.

Some clients have begun taking their anger out on the very people who are offering help.

One frustrated client hurled a piece of concrete through the window of a welfare agency. Another threw her car keys at a worker before being escorted away.

The dismal economy has caused record demand for food assistance and public health care, forcing impoverished clients to wait hours for help in crowded office buildings. To make matters worse, a troublesome new computer system is also causing delays.

The state says it is short 700 full-time field workers. It will be tough to bring in reinforcements given Michigan’s budget problems.

You’ve heard of the idea that Detroit should be turned into “urban farms” because of it’s thousands of acres of vacant property.  But what about nursing homes?  Certainly with as many friendly and caring residents as there are in the city of Detroit it would be a great option for people with low income as a way to take care of their aging parents for cheap.

It’s just a thought I had. Everyone always says I’m not doing my part to try and help Detroit well here is my suggestion!

Two videos in one.

Police Say ‘Stomp Out Kings’ Target Elderly Victims

DETROIT – Police need your help to track down a cowardly gang on Detroit’s near east side called the “Stomp Out Kings.”  Investigators say they have a habit of picking on older people by themselves and brutally beating them.  Sometimes it’s for money, but sometimes it’s just for kicks. (lol)

Detroit Woman Beaten Outside Home

DETROIT (myFOXDetroit.com) – A Detroit woman is beaten in a lot outside her apartment building. Her family says this isn’t the first time she’s been attacked.

Someone hit her from behind, splitting her skull. 56-year-old Dolores Gloster, who doesn’t even weigh 100 pounds, was hit over the head as she walked home.

Man Accused of Biting Neighbor’s (Boot) Lip.

CLINTON TWP, Mich. (myFOXDetroit.com) – There’s bad blood between neighbors on one Clinton Township street. Now, one man is charged with assault and accused of biting someone on his lip.

The incident allegedly took place Sunday night on Sharkey Street. Neighborhood kids were playing football on an empty lot when the football landed near the mailbox of Daniel Allen’s home.

We’re told that’s when Allen tossed the ball away from the kids.

When Winfred Fernandes went to confront him, that’s when Allen allegedly started biting his face.

“He just took a chunk out of me and grabbed my neck, scratched me… quite a few marks,” said Fernades. “He bit through my lip.”

Fernandes was hospitalized and required stitches to his lip.

Daniel Allen was arrested. Police say he is charged with aggravated assault with intent to maim.

Pearline Allen defended her brother, saying he acted in self-defense when hostile neighbors confronted him.

Daniel Allen is currently being held in the Macomb County Jail.