Police Looking for Bank Robber with Bad Breath
FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) – Authorities in one Detroit suburb are hoping a suspected bank robber’s bad breath will lead to his capture.
Police believe the same man robbed a Charter One bank on Oct. 7 and again last Wednesday.
Ferndale police Lt. William Wilson tells the Detroit Free Press that during both robberies, bank tellers reported that the suspect had “very offensive breath and real yellow teeth.”
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The ‘Halitosis Hooligan’ strikes again!
let’s drive thru Highland Park with a grenade launcher
yo homie! pewwyuunnkk…………BOOM!
hey Gee! pewwyuunnkk…………BOOM!
hey Salvatore T Johnson III! pewwyuunnkk…………BOOM!
a mortar on my truck hood
Yo Sambo! ‘ffffwwwunnkkk”’…… BaBoom!
Highland Park would likely be a great place to field-test my prototype combat shotgun:
“Niggerblaster 3000″
It will be equipped with negro-seeking optical sights.
I need to upgrade mine….I still have the MasterBlaster 2000
Or even greasy smelly nigger odor detectors!
What do you expect when your diet consists of pigs feet, chitlins, malt liquer and a dash of hot sauce. Shiiiiitt muthafugga!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Let’s see—we have a narrow description of a robber. He is described as being a black male who smells and has bad teeth.
That isolates things greatly and I anticipate an arrest very soon. Maybe he held up the bank so he could add some gold grills to remedy this yellow tooth issue.
Wow. A nigger that stinks. That really narrows it down.
“Very offensive breath and real yellow teeth”??? Sounds like a typical nigger to me! ^_^
Po nigga jus drank sum jenkem, dats all. I’ve heard that a negroes mouth is 100 times as dirty as a mexicans toilet.